Terms of sale

Last updated 27 October 2026

Who we are

scatological.net is run by Wesh Corporation Ltd, a company registered in England and Wales (company number 05336562), registered office Business Design Centre, Unit 114A, 52 Upper Street, London N1 0QH. Email us at [email protected].

These terms apply when you buy from us. Please read them before you order. If you're a consumer, nothing here takes away your legal rights.

The products

Our products are parody and political satire. They're not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any person, organisation, party or campaign they depict. Images are for illustration; small differences in colour and print are normal.

Toilet roll is for its intended purpose. Don't flush the packaging.

Ordering

• You can buy as a guest or with an account. You must be 18 or over to order.
• Your order is an offer to buy. A contract is formed when we email you an order confirmation after your payment goes through.
• If we can't supply an item (for example it's out of stock or the price was shown in error), we'll tell you and refund anything you've paid for it.

Prices and payment

• Prices are shown in US dollars, pounds or euros depending on where you're browsing from or the currency you choose. You pay in the currency shown at checkout.
• Shipping is shown before you pay and charged once per order.
• Payments are processed securely by Stripe. We never see or store your full card details.
• Orders delivered outside the UK may be charged import duties, taxes or handling fees by the destination country. These are set by that country, collected by the carrier and payable by you.

Delivery

We aim to send orders the same day, but delivery times depend on where you are and we sometimes run out of stock, so please allow up to 28 days. Orders ship in plain packaging. If your order hasn't arrived within 30 days, you can email us to cancel it and get a refund.

The goods are your responsibility once they're delivered to the address you gave us.

Your right to cancel (UK and EU customers)

If you live in the UK or the EU, you can cancel your order for any reason within 14 days of the day you receive it. To cancel, email [email protected] with your order number, or use the form below. You then have 14 days to send the goods back, unopened, to the address we give you. You pay the cost of returning them.

We'll refund the price of the goods and the standard delivery cost you paid within 14 days of receiving them back (or of proof you've sent them), to your original payment method. We may reduce the refund if the goods have been handled more than needed to inspect them.

When you can't cancel: toilet roll is supplied sealed for health protection and hygiene reasons, so the right to cancel ends once the seal on a pack has been broken.

The right to cancel doesn't apply to orders delivered outside the UK and the EU.

Model cancellation form (only fill this in and send it back if you want to cancel):
To Wesh Corporation Ltd, Business Design Centre, Unit 114A, 52 Upper Street, London N1 0QH, [email protected]:
I hereby give notice that I cancel my contract of sale of the following goods: [order number and items]. Received on: [date]. Name: [your name]. Address: [your address]. Date: [date].

Faulty or wrong items

If anything arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, email us with your order number and a photo. Your legal rights apply. In the UK these come from the Consumer Rights Act 2015: for example, you can reject faulty goods and get a full refund within 30 days of delivery. Customers elsewhere have the rights their local law gives them.

Our responsibility to you

We're responsible for loss or damage you suffer that's a foreseeable result of us breaking these terms or failing to use reasonable care. We're not responsible for loss that wasn't foreseeable, for business losses, or for delays caused by events outside our control. Nothing in these terms limits our liability where the law doesn't allow it, including for death or personal injury caused by our negligence, or for fraud.

Accounts

Keep your password private. You can close your account at any time by emailing us. We may close accounts that are used to abuse the shop.

Law and disputes

These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales, and the courts of England and Wales can hear disputes. If you live elsewhere in the UK or in the EU, you keep the protection of your local consumer law and can bring proceedings in your local courts. If you have a complaint, please email us first.

We may update these terms. The version on this page when you order applies to that order.